1 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,920 Verdi is always Verdi! 2 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,960 This is from Rossini! 3 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,320 Listen to that noise! 4 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:33,320 To think that yesterday they put me a fine for honking the horn. 5 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:37,320 Really? For me that They play as if they were whistling. 6 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,240 - Wait for me. - Yes. 7 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:10,400 At your command, Commander, Are you happy with me? 8 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,720 You are the best timbalero of the Armed Forces. 9 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:17,240 Thanks, but I'm only good with the timpani when you conduct. 10 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:19,520 Could be. 11 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:24,000 He didn't like it. we need a more modern music. 12 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:27,480 Unfortunately, you don't like my music to the Commander or to you. 13 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:29,520 �Dad�! 14 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:35,360 - Hello, dad. - Hello. �You were listening? - Yes, with Sandro. 15 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:39,040 - Are you going for a walk? - If you don't mind... 16 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:43,520 - Well... see you at home. - Very good. See you later. 17 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:47,280 -Who is Sandro? - Her boyfriend. - When are you getting married? 18 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:51,200 - Nobody knows. - Are they dating and not getting married? 19 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:56,080 - Getting married is not like having coffee. - Clear. 20 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:59,720 �We make them marry my uncle monsignor? 21 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,560 He marries them and I make them the hymn. 22 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:05,480 Do you like the idea? A nice hymn. 23 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:10,080 "The sun. The horse." 24 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,840 "The mother of the child with the balloon. " 25 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:19,600 - "Quelle femme n'est pas bonne. " -What does "pas bonne" mean? 26 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,560 - It means "fresh"! - Fresh? 27 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:24,240 When you see a fresh one, you say: "Pas bonne." 28 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:30,400 French is everything in life! Open all the doors. 29 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:36,680 In France they don't speak Italian. They say everything in French. 30 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:37,960 Ah, Paris! 31 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:42,040 - Always Paris, Alberto! - Yes, always Paris! 32 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:46,120 You know I've directed the traffic on the Champs Elysées? 33 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:50,800 - Yes, you repeat it to me ten times a day. - That's envy. 34 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:55,080 When they called us to go to France, They chose me, not you. 35 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:59,040 You have no sensitivity. I have an ear for languages. 36 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:03,360 4 or 5 lessons are enough for me to direct traffic. 37 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,240 They will put the bracelet on me. 38 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:08,280 Do you know what it means put the bracelet? 39 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:11,280 - Yes, someone has died. - Don't act funny. 40 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:15,720 It means that the service for me It will become nonsense, 41 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,880 that what will count is being among French women. 42 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:21,240 - The French woman is twice a woman. - �Por qu�? 43 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:26,120 If you have a date with a French woman, You better take a friend. 44 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,520 Another horse. 45 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:34,600 If we go to the butcher shop, We will find a lot. 46 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:37,040 Yes, dead horses. 47 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:40,880 48 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:44,720 Pietro, when you're late The Commander has looked at you badly. 49 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:48,560 - Do you think that when I touch I look to the Commander. - That's wrong. 50 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:52,920 - Sometimes you can't pass the score. - Do you think I look at the score? 51 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,560 - �Entonces qu� heritage? - I read "The Chronicle of Rome." 52 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:59,040 - Totally, for what we play! - You're right. 53 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:02,960 I'm going to smoke a cigarette. Yes, "for what we play." 54 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:09,920 - I'm tired of always playing the same music. - Me too. 55 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:14,760 Rossini, Leoncavallo, Verdi! One gets tired! 56 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:18,240 They are our national values. There are young authors, living authors 57 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:21,880 those who need to be helped. 58 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:24,280 �We must help the living and not to the dead! 59 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:27,960 Why you shouldn't get involved in the program a Manganiello? 60 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:33,200 -Who is Manganiello? - Don't you remember my name? 61 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:34,680 My name is Giuseppe Manganiello! 62 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:38,840 I wanted to check if it sounded. 63 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:43,720 One day, bands from all over the world They will play my anthem. 64 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:46,040 "The guard's prayer." 65 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:50,040 Although I have changed the title. Removed "The Guard's Prayer" 66 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,400 because I am monsignor's nephew 67 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:55,120 and it seemed that he was looking a recommendation. 68 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:58,000 I would pray... monsignor... No! 69 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:00,480 Sorry... I thought... 70 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:04,760 I have thought: "The lament of the metropolis." 71 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:08,360 I'm going to touch you the introduction. 72 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:10,400 I'm going to touch it. 73 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:24,200 Huh? 74 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:25,920 You'll see! 75 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:30,200 One day they will put up a bust of me here in the Pincio! 76 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:31,240 Take. 77 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:34,760 - What will they wear to you? - A girdle is what they are going to put on me. 78 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:39,440 It's useless, you don't get the musical drama. You don't feel the music. 79 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:44,280 "It's not enough drama to always have next to this damn trombone? 80 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:51,600 Did you like how dad played? 81 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:56,200 - Yes and he also plays an instrument very complicated. - What? 82 00:08:56,400 --> 00:09:00,240 - Your father is indispensable in the orchestra? - Yes. 83 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:03,920 My father is brilliant and good. 84 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:09,240 - Otherwise, I wouldn't be here alone with you. - No? Who would you be with? 85 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,640 With a guard. 86 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:15,800 - Look, I'll throw you into the river. - You're crazy. Do you want me to fall? 87 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:19,040 We'll see if the guard comes to save you. 88 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:34,000 - Dad, can you let me have the whistle? - You don't play with the uniform. 89 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:36,920 So give me the hat. 90 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:41,400 I have told you many times that You have to think about your studies. 91 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:44,360 When you grow up you have to be a motorist, not guard. 92 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:48,440 - The guard is more important. - Yes, but he's on foot. 93 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:50,800 - Hello, dad. - Hello. 94 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:53,960 Come pick up, I'm very tired. 95 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:58,200 - Where have you been? - Taking a motorcycle ride with Sandro. 96 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:02,240 -How are you? - Fine, thanks. Hide the hat. 97 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:05,360 You have to stop those walks. 98 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:09,280 - Don't you trust Sandro? - I don't trust motorcycles. 99 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:14,960 - Why? - According to statistics, 60% of accidents 100 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:17,560 is caused or happens to you to scooters. 101 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:20,440 - Sandro has a motorcycle. - What's worse. 102 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,520 Those are road savages! 103 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:26,560 �They lie on the tank of gasoline and run like crazy! 104 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:31,640 - No, Sandro is prudent. - Sandro is an enemy of the guards. 105 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:36,840 Marisa, I don't want to prevent a marriage, a courtship, 106 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,680 but you are the daughter of a sergeant 107 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:43,440 and you are engaged to a young man boxer and motorcyclist. 108 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:46,240 - Don't worry, there's little left. - Are you going to sell the motorcycle? 109 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:49,440 - No, he has reserved a Fiat 600. - We are out of luck. 110 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:52,720 - Why? - Those are even more criminals. 111 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:56,360 Besides the fact that the car is small, They sneak in wherever they want. 112 00:10:56,440 --> 00:11:01,480 Since the 600 came out... I have a swollen liver. 113 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:07,240 - Daddy, Daddy! The motorcyclists you don't like them - It's true. 114 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:08,960 I don't like them. 115 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:12,080 - Neither do motorists. - Please, stop it now! 116 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:15,680 - And the pedestrians? - Those are some poor devils. 117 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,480 So what do you like? 118 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:22,080 It's useless for you to kiss me, I don't like motorcyclists. 119 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,640 I like... aviators. 120 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:32,200 - Look at them with those little games! - They are automatic frauds. 121 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,040 The Commander is there. 122 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:38,840 - Commander. - Sergeant Spaziani, It's a novelty to see you here. 123 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:44,400 - He made me come by force. - Yes, I told him to come and have fun, 124 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:49,200 ...and play a game. - Good. - Do you want to play? 125 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:52,520 - Commander? - But there are three of us. - We play with the dead man. 126 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:56,800 - No! - I came to have fun, not to play with the dead. 127 00:11:56,880 --> 00:12:00,760 - He's a fake dead. - Look for a place I'm going now. 128 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:03,360 - Find a table. - There's one there. 129 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,920 - I play with the Commander. - Why, am I playing badly? 130 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:13,080 - Because you play better than him. I form couple with the Commander. - Good. 131 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:16,200 - Do you want to play a game? - At your service. 132 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,440 - Do you want to play or not? - Yes, but I have to train. 133 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,840 - It's better that you leave it for later. - It's okay. 134 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:24,320 - I can't train! - Roberto, who have you fought with? 135 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:28,160 - What advantage do you give me? - Advantage? Why? 136 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:32,200 Do you want the Commander to lose? It doesn't suit you. 137 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:36,480 There are no degrees in the game, He who wins, wins and he who loses, loses. 138 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:40,320 I play to play. Well, to win. 139 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:43,880 - What's wrong? - He says he can't lose with you. 140 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,240 - No... - How can he not lose? 141 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,240 - He said... - Leave it. 142 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,960 - So I told him... - Do you allow? - Do you allow? 143 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:54,920 - I told you that in the game there are no degrees. - Exactly! 144 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,520 - That's what I say! - Let's change places. 145 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:02,800 - We make a couple. - Fixed couple with the Commander. 146 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:06,360 - Let's see who deals the cards. - Let him start. - Me? 147 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:12,760 - Don't do the usual tricks. - What traps? 148 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:15,960 - We don't cheat. - Not "we", you do it. 149 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:20,480 - We don't cheat! - I know you, Commander. 150 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:22,520 Okay! 151 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,760 Doesn't it cut? 152 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:29,200 - No! Do you see it? - You're right. 153 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:34,320 "We cheating" He doesn't want to lose! 154 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,760 - It's not like that. -Who is the fourth? 155 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:40,320 -Rinati. - Rinati! - It's here, Commander. 156 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,800 - Come on! - Start dealing cards. 157 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:44,840 Will you let me try? 158 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:55,400 Try it. 159 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:05,360 - "Allo"! - A coffee? - No, a Courvoisier. 160 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:08,720 - I don't have Curvasiett. - Courvoisier. 161 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,280 It costs 180 lira a glass and no one asks for it. 162 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:15,240 In Paris, with 30 francs They give you a glass like that. 163 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:19,080 What French liquor is there? 164 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,600 - I have "Fernett". - Is he French? 165 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:25,200 - It ends in two "Ts", so it's French. - Then give it to me. 166 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:30,000 Is Fernett French? Yes, it is an unfinished word. 167 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,480 Wow! 168 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:36,120 Fernett... What a beer. 169 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:39,680 - In Paris you don't tip? - No, they get upset. 170 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,000 Four and three, seven. 171 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,240 - Let me see. - Why? 172 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:48,960 - Because I haven't seen it. - Badly done, you have to look. 173 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:52,320 - I was looking at my cards. - You have to look here. 174 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,880 - Don't you trust us? - I worry, but you... 175 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:58,840 - Don't you trust the Commander? - I don't trust you! 176 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:01,840 - Word of the Commander. - Leave the Commander alone. 177 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:05,080 - Word from a colleague Commander. -He has nothing to do with it. 178 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:09,840 Allow me, Commander. we are not playing money, but with each other. 179 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:14,640 - It doesn't seem right to me... - Shall we play 4 beers? 180 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:17,560 Okay? 4 beers and 50 liras. 181 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:20,440 Doesn't it seem little? 182 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:25,040 No offense intended, We could go up to 100 liras. 183 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:28,560 - Then 100 liras and the drink. - OK. 184 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:32,200 - Let me see what you took. - Let him see the cards. 185 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:35,600 - He doesn't trust me. - No... 186 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:38,920 - I want to see the cards! - Four and three, seven! 187 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:43,080 He's already happy! 188 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,000 Four small beers! 189 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,000 Commander, broom! Broom! 190 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,040 Yes, broom. 191 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,800 Here it is, look. 192 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,800 I don't see closely! Let me see it from afar! 193 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:58,400 - Let him see her from afar. - Excuse me, but... - Nothing. 194 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,520 Broom! 195 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:04,720 I don't care that at 6:30 p.m. it's still daytime. 196 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:08,120 The Code says that the lights must turn on half an hour before sunset. 197 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,720 The sun sets at 7:00 p.m. and At 6:30 p.m. I'll give you a fine. 198 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:15,240 But when it comes to few minutes, I tell them to turn it on and leave. 199 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:18,000 Instead, I tell you that Wait and I'll start writing. 200 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,640 How they protest! In Rome they don't want to pay the fines. 201 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:24,320 Up in the North, They know it and they don't protest. 202 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:28,280 - When the guard takes off his gloves, there is nothing to do. - How? 203 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:32,800 Yes, listen to the complaints first and then, undaunted,... 204 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:36,640 Tick tock Tick ​​tock 205 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:40,200 They know that while the guard has the gloves, you can talk, 206 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:43,240 but when he starts to take them off, there is nothing to do. 207 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:46,880 - Give me a coin for the machine. - Do you take off your gloves often? 208 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:50,920 In the North they take them away. I never wear them. 209 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:58,040 Let's see... Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra... 210 00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,360 "C'est si bon"! 211 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:02,720 "C'est si bon." 7-A. 7-A. 212 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:07,160 Ah, Paris! Paris! 213 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,480 You can't understand it. 214 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,440 - You are very beast. -Yes? 215 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:34,240 - Commander, you have to train! - Now I'm going. - Come on. 216 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,760 - And what do we do? - Suspend the game. 217 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,160 - Go train. - We have to suspend. 218 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:43,280 Wait! Randolfi! 219 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:44,960 I'm coming, Commander. 220 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,840 - Commander, Randolfi. - Play well. 221 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,720 Randolfi, come. 222 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:55,600 French songs are more relaxing than the American ones. 223 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:58,040 - Will you let me try? - Yes. 224 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:14,240 - Hurry up, Randolfi! - Here, this was yours. I'm coming! 225 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:20,200 Am I going against you, Commander? How's the score? 226 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:24,720 - We are going badly. - Us 12? Who plays? 227 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,840 - I. - Ah, you, Commander. 228 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,320 Seven and two, nine. 229 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:33,880 - The horse is on the table. - Sorry, he's right. 230 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,920 That's why they were winning. 231 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,960 - Seven and three, ten. Broom. - Commander, broom! 232 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,040 Commander, do you want to see her? 233 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,080 - Three! - Broom. 234 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,240 You, Commander. 235 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:49,080 - A five. - Allow me, Commander? 236 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:53,280 Commander, you don't know how to play. He should have told me. 237 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,400 - Come on, play. - Another broom. 238 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,040 Commander, do you have a four? He has it. Broom! 239 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,760 - Take this too. - Yes. 240 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:05,760 -How much have you risked? - 100 liras plus consumption. 241 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:09,760 - Fantoni! - Here are the beers. 242 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:12,840 - Give me the 100 liras. Commander, Do you want a beer? - Yes. 243 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:17,600 - 50 lire. - We weren't playing 1,000 lire? - Are you crazy? 244 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:22,080 - Commander, are you angry? - No! - We are still friends. 245 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,840 - To your health. - You have to give me 50 liras. 246 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:28,200 - I have a silver medal, do you want her? - No, 50 lire. 247 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:44,960 - Do you think I'm a shoeshine boy? Go! -Who do you think you are? 248 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:48,200 - Excuse me, Via del Corso? - How high is it going? 249 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:51,320 I'm looking for a workshop that will fix me a turn signal that doesn't work. 250 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,280 - Right or left? - Right. 251 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,120 Driving without turn signal? Step aside. 252 00:19:56,200 --> 00:20:00,680 - I was going to repair it! - This one goes without a turn signal! 253 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,720 Step aside! 254 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,840 Come on, come on! 255 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:12,200 Come, come! This one here! 256 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,240 You! 257 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:29,760 - You can't stay there. Go away. - It's what I do. Go away. 258 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:34,240 - You, no, the car. - Why? - Because it's a ford. 259 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:38,040 - What's more, I should fine him. - Do it. I'm not going to pay it. 260 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:41,840 It's okay, whether you pay it or not, I don't care. 261 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,520 Now I'm fining you. 262 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:48,760 If you give me the fine, I have the right to leave the car here. 263 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:53,000 - If I weren't there, what would I do? - But since I know he is, 264 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:57,320 he kindly gets into his car and leaves after you have fined him. 265 00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:01,400 - I can't move the car. - Why? - Because I don't know how to drive. 266 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:05,080 - But you have brought him here. Do you have permission? - No. 267 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,200 - You don't have permission? - No. 268 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,480 Then I'll fine you. and I hold the car. 269 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:17,840 You can't keep your car who does not have permission. 270 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,760 - What do you mean? - Do you have permission? 271 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,720 - What does it matter? I don't drive. - Neither do I. 272 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:29,280 - Young man, please leave immediately. - Leave. 273 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:33,520 - Leave immediately for your own good. - Yes, of course, for my own good. 274 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,760 - Where are you going? - Let me pass. - It's not possible here. - I'm going there. 275 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,800 - It is prohibited to go there. - So where am I going? 276 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,880 Back, where it came from. 277 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,480 Where did he come from? 278 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,240 Then they say it's us. 279 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,400 That's Monsignor's hat. 280 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:08,320 - I have put it on with all due respect. - I already know you. 281 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:12,240 Aunt Carmela, I should have done the ecclesiastical career. 282 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:15,840 Now he would be a bishop. Damn it! 283 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:20,560 - Here, San Aniello and the medals. - Good. 284 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,920 - I'll see. - Everything is there. 285 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,520 - Aunt Carmela, you... - Be careful! 286 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,280 Pick it up, it's crushed. 287 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,800 - Is it leather? - Clear. 288 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:38,080 Aunt Carmela, Would you have about sixty rosaries? 289 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:41,560 What are you doing with all this? from time to time You come to take things. Who are they for? 290 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,680 I don't eat them. 291 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:47,600 I give them to my colleagues, to my superiors. 292 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,200 I do propaganda in the Corps. 293 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:53,160 It's nice to see the urban guards being indulgent, doing penance. 294 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,480 - Have you gotten angry? - No. - It's okay. 295 00:22:55,560 --> 00:23:00,600 - Rosaries, some more beautiful medals? - All the medals are beautiful. 296 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,880 I needed a gold one. 297 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,880 - Gold medals are not made. - Aren't they made? - No! 298 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:11,600 I wanted to give it to the Commander, who always who always asks me about my uncle. 299 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:16,120 Are you crazy? Make him believe that You are monsignor's nephew. 300 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:20,520 No, I don't know him. Why don't you introduce him to me? 301 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:26,120 - No. He's coming to eat, so he disappears. - Are you coming to eat? - Yes. 302 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:30,240 - What if I stay to eat? - To eat with monsignor? 303 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:35,200 - Calm down, it's nice to see the family together. - What family? 304 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:39,600 - If you don't know any! - You cannot be reasoned with. 305 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:43,440 - Do priests smoke? - Why? 306 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:45,880 - Cigarettes. - There are no cigarettes. 307 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,120 - And a little liquor... - What little liquor? 308 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,320 - In the curia not... - In the curia, yes. 309 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,600 - They don't drink, they don't smoke. - Go now. 310 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:56,640 - You're making yourself bad. - And you just come See me only when you need something. 311 00:23:56,720 --> 00:24:00,120 - I love you very much, you are my second mother. - Quiet! 312 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:04,560 How pretty! a couple dozen one of these little medals would be good. 313 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:08,120 - They have the shine of the morning star. - Go away! 314 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,240 Go, go, it's the best! 315 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,200 No no. 316 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:54,080 - Come on, come on. - Right away. 317 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,800 - Where are you going? - I'm leaving. 318 00:24:56,880 --> 00:25:01,000 - He has to go with the car. - With the car? 319 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,880 Yes, with the car. The car! 320 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:07,640 - With this one? - Which one is it going to be with? - I don't know. 321 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:11,240 What car are you going to leave with? Are we funny today? 322 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:14,000 - Am I going with this one? - Yes, I'll give you a fine. 323 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,400 - You said it, huh? - Come on, go away. 324 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,800 Not here, there. 325 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:41,960 - Does it work? - You've just been whistling. 326 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,680 - Did you want me to applaud? - It works well. 327 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,760 - Is something wrong with you? - No, everything is fine. 328 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,680 - So? - How? 329 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:58,960 - What do you want? - Now there is places prohibited for pedestrians? 330 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:03,920 - Are there too many prohibitions? - No, not at all. 331 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,200 Thanks to those prohibitions You can walk home. 332 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:10,080 I have a car, but in the city I go on foot. 333 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:13,160 - Well, now he goes for a walk. - How? - Circulate. 334 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:17,840 �They have invented something else to issue fines? 335 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:21,160 We must protect the tranquility of the citizen who wants to rest. 336 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,840 �And the tranquility of the citizen What do you have to pay? 337 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:27,480 According to statistics, 30% of the nervous diseases of the city 338 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,640 They are caused by excessive noises. 339 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:33,560 - In the countryside they barely exist Nervous patients. - By force. 340 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,760 There are no urban guards in the countryside. 341 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:41,400 Well, go to the field. There is a lot of land to dig! 342 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,520 Stop. 343 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,200 - Are you going to make me go to the Colosseum? - What? 344 00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:01,120 - The Lambretta is not a bus. - Why? 345 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,040 - Three cannot be assembled, maximum two. - And what do we do? 346 00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:06,480 I don't know, agree. 347 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,040 - According to you, who should get off? - Go down. 348 00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:12,520 And I leave the child alone here behind and me on the street. What an idea. 349 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:16,480 They are not occurrences. It is the urban regulation and the law. 350 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:21,200 And when it arrives, what do I do? Should I leave the child in the middle of the street? 351 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,800 Then get off the three of you and I keep the Lambretta from him. 352 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:27,600 My father worked so hard to buy it. and now we have to walk. 353 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:31,280 - Boy, shut up. - I don't want to! - Shut up! 354 00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:34,760 - I'm talking to your parents. -- No, talk to me, because they are with me. 355 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,440 - Shut up! - And then? 356 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:40,200 - Dad is right, the guards are all... - Remove your hand. 357 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,680 - What did you say? - Nothing. - They are all... 358 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:46,920 - Remove your hand. - Shut up. - What did you say? 359 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,840 - Don't give him bald spots. -And you give them to me? - Finish the sentence. 360 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,480 - Nothing. - I heard an "yes". 361 00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,720 - He hasn't said anything. - I heard an "yes". 362 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:59,560 - Saints, they are all saints. - That's it, they're all saints. 363 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:04,080 I always say it: how will they manage? those poor guards with the traffic? 364 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:07,600 - "They must be saints." - Do they talk about us at home? 365 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,240 - Yes, even at night. - Even at night. 366 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:16,440 I have to be a saint to believe that nonsense. 367 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:20,680 - Can I have the whistle? - Enough, get out! Let's go! 368 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:24,880 - What did you want? - Dad, if you want, you understood. 369 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,840 - Sergeant. -Yes? 370 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:33,040 - And my car? - How do you say? 371 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:37,200 - My car was here. - Are we back with the little games? 372 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,680 - How? - He put it here, but then he took it away. 373 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,840 No, I left it here again. 374 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:47,240 - After I told him What will take it? - Yes. 375 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,880 - Was it a gray 1100? - Yes, with a little doll behind. 376 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,640 Understand. 377 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:56,560 - Was it valuable? -The what? - The little doll. - No, it was worthless. 378 00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:00,840 - If you calm down, I will tell you that it has been stolen. -The what? - The little doll. 379 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:04,880 - And the car? - They took him away with the little doll. -Who? 380 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,640 Whoever it is, it's their fault. 381 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:11,840 He wanted to be smart and it's fine employee. It has been a young man. 382 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:16,200 - Ah, you are here to be robbed the cars. - I'm not here for that. 383 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:20,040 - I'm here to make them go away those who stop. - I'm going to report him. 384 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:24,960 I'm going to report the thief and you as an accomplice. 385 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:28,440 - Accomplice to the robbery. Give me your number. - Take note. 386 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,880 - 181. - Yes, 181. 387 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,480 - Where is the Police Station? - Here behind. 388 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,720 - Then go to the kiosk next door. - What do I have to do? 389 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:40,240 - Play the number in the lottery. -Who would have made him a sergeant? 390 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,240 Come here! 391 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,560 - Haven't you seen the white stripes? - Yes, why? 392 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,920 - I had to cross them. - And I haven't done it? - No. 393 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,720 - Sorry, I was distracted. - Do you pick it up? 394 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,520 What? But what does it do? 395 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,800 - The fine. - Because of the stripes? But if no one puts it on. 396 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,840 - I'll put it on. Does he pick her up? - I'm not picking it up. 397 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,920 - Identity Document. - Here. 398 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,360 By a few centimeters. I don't understand it. 399 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:22,560 - By a few centimeters, many people is run over. - What do I care? 400 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,200 - Filocchio or Finocchi? - Doctor Filocchi! 401 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,320 Calm down. Do you want me to stop it? 402 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,640 This doesn't end here, I will write to the newspapers. 403 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,720 Include my regards. 404 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,800 - Allow me, Commander? - Come in, Manganiello. 405 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,560 Can I? 406 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,960 You have finished the statistics of traffic accidents 407 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:53,080 ...from last month? - No. 408 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:58,480 - Why? - I've been very busy with "The Roadside Sentinel" 409 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,880 and "The sleeping metropolis" Which seems like a better title to me. 410 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,320 - How? - The anthem, Commander. 411 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:09,240 And hit the anthem! When you are of service, the anthem is not spoken. 412 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:14,720 Commander, I have changed the ending that he didn't like. 413 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:18,600 Now finish the flight of the violins, hype at discretion. 414 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,880 - If you put it in the repertoire... -What a repertoire! 415 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,840 -The dishes... - There are no saucers. 416 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,440 The anthem is bad! I had to tell you. 417 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:30,840 If it's bad, I change it. But it offends us. 418 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:35,480 - Haven't you written it alone? - It offends me, I am the author. 419 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:39,520 ...and to my uncle monsignor who finds it beautiful. - It seems that he doesn't understand music. 420 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:44,520 This is how you treat my uncle Is he so interested in you? 421 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,400 He always asks me how I am. 422 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:50,080 By the way... he told me to give you this. 423 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,120 Where did I put it? 424 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:55,680 No, these are prints. Wait. 425 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,520 Here are the medals. 426 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,840 No, this is San Ciro. 427 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:07,840 He has given me Santa Cecilia, patron saint of musicians. 428 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,920 - Put it on. - Thank you. Give them to your uncle. 429 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,880 Kiss her, Commander. My uncle, Monsignor, kissed her. 430 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,600 Kiss her. 431 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:21,280 - Can I tell my uncle that pray for you? - Yes. 432 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:23,800 - Morning and night? - Yes, thank you. 433 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:28,800 What can I say about the hymn to Monsignor? Do I tell him to come to rehearsals? 434 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,560 Do I tell him to come to rehearsals? 435 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:36,400 - I tell the monsignor to come. to rehearsals? - It's okay. 436 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:40,560 But I told you this is not the place suitable for talking about music. 437 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,560 We talk about music alone during rehearsals. 438 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:47,000 - Now go, I have work. - Okay, Commander. 439 00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:51,280 - If you allow me, I'll go. - That's what I told you. 440 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,560 I kiss her hand. 441 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,720 This one seems better to me. 442 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,800 - Really? - Yes. 443 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:06,240 - And he's more handsome. - You're right, he's handsome. 444 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:10,720 - If you knew the girls who look at him... - Really? And he answers? 445 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,360 Well, when you like them... 446 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:18,200 - Then stay with them. - Marisa, I only like you. 447 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:21,440 You have to train. Marisa, don't distract him. 448 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,480 Oh! 449 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,680 Tonino, have you hurt yourself? 450 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:31,240 That is called "uppercut." 451 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:35,200 If in combat they give me one like that... goodbye! 452 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,920 You have to win, not be a calamity, like me. 453 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:43,960 You are not a calamity. You are a champion, but you lack the weight. 454 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:48,680 You do it very well, you have a good left and you fit quite well. 455 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,960 - We'll see if you fit well. - Shut up. 456 00:33:55,560 --> 00:34:00,560 - Give it! Hit it with your left! - "Softie", wake up! 457 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,120 Calm. That we are just practicing. 458 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:06,040 Roberto, tonight the son-in-law of the sergeant finishes you. 459 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:10,160 With whom? In two years it will be at Madison Square Garden. 460 00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:12,720 - Selling peanuts. - Stop! 461 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:17,880 It won't last me even one round. It's going to be like a ride. 462 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:29,320 - Tomorrow are you coming to see dad? - Sure, it has the license plate number. 463 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,040 - Well, that way you won't escape. - Unfortunately. 464 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:59,080 "Madame", I have to learn my numbers up to one hundred, those on buses are high. 465 00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,320 Speak in French. 466 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,040 That's a word. 467 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:07,920 You have to make an effort or never learn. 468 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:14,760 I'm going to say some phrases in French and you translate them. 469 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,360 OK. 470 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,160 "The pen is black." 471 00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:24,560 I don't care that the pen be black, I'm not an alpine. 472 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:28,480 - I must study things that are useful to the guards. - It's my system. 473 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:32,720 The French that I teach is useful both the guard and the pedestrian. 474 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:36,360 - Let's continue. - Yes, tomorrow is the exam. 475 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:43,360 "I am a gentleman" You have noticed, huh? 476 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:47,320 - How do you say? - That I am a gentleman. 477 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,920 A little fruit? Thank you. 478 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,360 - Where are you going? -To look for the fruit. 479 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,880 No, it's an exercise. 480 00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:02,840 I thought you were offering me an apple 481 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:07,880 It's the door. 482 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,360 Open the door. 483 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:13,200 Now. 484 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,480 The bell. 485 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:21,320 Darling, I told you to open the door. 486 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:23,640 I have understood it, But it's an exercise, right? 487 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:26,120 Go and open the door. 488 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,080 I have to go open it. 489 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:34,400 Excuse me, if it's about the fruit It's an exercise 490 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:39,840 but if it's about opening the door or pick up the milk, I have to go, right? 491 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,120 - Good morning. - Good morning. 492 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,160 - Good morning, Mrs. Lolanda. - Good morning, Charlotte. 493 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:50,200 - The chair is from "moi"! - You don't say "moi", you say "moi" 494 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,840 - It doesn't matter, it's mine. - What's happening? 495 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:55,400 He offered the chair to the lady. I'll take another one. 496 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,720 - What a gentleman. - Thank you. 497 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,160 - Have you studied, Charlotte? - Have you studied, Charlotte? 498 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:09,320 - Do you see how good she is? - Of course I see it. 499 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,360 Open the notebooks, We are going to do a dictation. 500 00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:15,040 Write. 501 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,800 -How do you spell "chambre"? - I don't know. 502 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,120 Merci, mademoiselle. 503 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,400 I thought he was going to give me a candy and in the end, nothing. 504 00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:55,920 What are you laughing at? 505 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,720 - It was mine. - But the chair was from "moi." 506 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,360 - "Bonus" the hottie. - Write. 507 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:17,840 In the first 8 months of 1955, The number of accidents has been 14,574, 508 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:22,640 with 198 dead and 11,999 injured." 509 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:26,200 And I have avoided many accidents, 510 00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:29,440 if not you will know How far did the figure go? 511 00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:33,360 - What's wrong? Are you feeling bad? - No, I'm fine. 512 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,080 - I wanted to tell you something. - Tell me. 513 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,560 Sandro wants to talk to you of him and me. 514 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:45,760 - Have you argued? - No, Sandro wants get married after combat. 515 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:52,520 If the fight goes well. There is a danger that... 516 00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:57,560 By that I don't mean that he is going to lose. 517 00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:02,000 Anyway... He wants to marry you and you say it as if it were a tragedy? 518 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:07,480 Your mother had to wait 10 years, but you... 519 00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,360 You should be happy. 520 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:15,000 I am happy, but I think of Tonino, of you. 521 00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:18,080 What will you do without me? 522 00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:22,440 I am always away from home, 523 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:25,800 I can go eat at the canteen. 524 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:32,760 Tonino, I will take him to a school. Rome is full of schools. 525 00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:39,360 - Tonino is 6 years old, he is already a man. - Yes, 6 years old. 526 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,920 - At 6 years old I... - What were you doing when you were 6 years old? 527 00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:45,080 - At 6 years old I... - What were you doing? 528 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:51,080 I went to school every morning, like him 529 00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:58,680 Now let's get melancholic. 530 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:03,280 It would be worse to stay single. 531 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,400 Now we have to think about the trousseau. 532 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:12,600 Don't worry about that, Sandro is not interested. 533 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:16,480 It's what they always say before the wedding. 534 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:21,160 "I don't want anything. I only love you, I'm not interested..." 535 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:24,040 But then the reasoning It's very different. 536 00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:27,680 "You haven't contributed a single cent, not even a handkerchief." 537 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:32,880 - What's up! - I'm practical. - Today is different. 538 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,200 12 sheets There are always 12 sheets. 539 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:39,680 Even if one makes them into strips to bandaging oneself after a fight. 540 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,800 By that I don't mean... but you know... 541 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,800 Well, take Tonino to bed. 542 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:51,960 Dad, today they put him two fines to Sandro. 543 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:55,040 Can you take them off? 544 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:59,160 Tonino, let's go to bed. 545 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,720 - Give daddy a kiss. - Good night, dad. - Good night. 546 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,320 He says he is not interested in dowry, 547 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:15,480 but you're already thinking about what remove the fines. 548 00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:30,720 - Osvaldo, tomorrow you are on duty in Piazza Venezia. - Okay. 549 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:33,440 - Did you take my pillow? - Me? 550 00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:35,600 They have also taken mine. 551 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:40,200 Again! Look what a little angel. 552 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,680 Look how he sleeps with our pillows! 553 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:48,920 Rocky Marciano, you have to give us the pillows. 554 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,040 -Who do you think you are? - Let me rest. 555 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:56,120 Get used to sleeping hard. When the sergeant's son-in-law knocks you down, 556 00:41:56,200 --> 00:42:00,600 the referee won't give you a cushion and I will tell you: "Have a good rest." 557 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,200 - Die! - We are tired of the Commander 558 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:06,440 tell us to do your job for you to train. 559 00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,800 Then give it to the Commander. 560 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:12,120 Yesterday they sent me to the funeral home to do your service. 561 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,560 Of course, with that dead face. 562 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:17,320 Do you want to go defend the prestige of the Corps? 563 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,800 What prestige? If you have lost all three of three fights. 564 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,720 I have finished all the rounds! 565 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,600 Yes, always attacked, but never assault. 566 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:27,120 Mind your business! 567 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:30,680 Shall we start again? Look, I'm sending you to the funeral home. 568 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,320 And these are the guardians of order? 569 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,720 Dear Verdi, good evening. 570 00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:46,080 Have you ever slept in a room humble and modest like this? 571 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:50,000 No, you were in big hotels, a lot of wealth, splendid women. 572 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,440 And what do I have left? 573 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:55,560 The tuba! Just the tuba! 574 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:14,640 This is pretty! This one won't escape me! 575 00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,560 No, this is "La Traviata." 576 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:31,800 It has already been written! Damn it! Everything has been written! 577 00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:52,600 This one is too well known, It doesn't suit me. 578 00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,120 It's all written, damn it! 579 00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:57,760 Everything! And what do I do? 580 00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:07,040 - What's wrong? - Silence, it's the album in French. 581 00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:25,320 "Who loves us since we are born 582 00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:28,480 It's the mother." 583 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:39,760 "Who guides us from childhood 584 00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:43,240 It's the mother." 585 00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,520 It's true, mothers don't cry. 586 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:51,520 -The mother. - Always the mother. And the father? 587 00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,840 The father? In France the mother does everything. 588 00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:56,600 - And what does the father do? - The promenade. (The walk) 589 00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:01,640 - Are you sure? - Shut up, go to sleep. 590 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:07,240 - How do you do it? - Let me write. 591 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:33,960 - And your father? - And your grandfather? 592 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,600 I have it on the tip of my tongue. 593 00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,480 It's difficult. 594 00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:47,720 The future of "to come"... 595 00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,560 "Je verrai, tu verras, il verra." 596 00:45:56,680 --> 00:46:00,240 - I was right. - He was completely wrong. 597 00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:03,560 "Je verrai" is the future of "voir", "see." 598 00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:08,960 - "I will see" is "Je viendrai." - Yes, "Je viendrai"! 599 00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:13,120 "Je verrai" does not exist. It's "Je viendrai", yes. "Je viendrai." 600 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:14,920 Enough! 601 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,440 Translate this phrase: 602 00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:20,960 "My aunt's garden It's full of flowers." 603 00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:24,160 "The garden..." 604 00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:29,440 "Le jardin de ma m�re..." 605 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,200 I said "from my aunt." not "my mother's." 606 00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,400 I know. 607 00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:39,280 I got confused because It was my mother who had a garden. 608 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:42,240 - My aunt lived on the third floor. - Don't act funny. 609 00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:46,240 - "Je l'ai dit in the news..." - Answer the question. Translate. 610 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:53,280 "The garden... The garden... 611 00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:58,320 ...from the soeur de ma m�re..." - I said "my aunt." 612 00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:02,120 My mother's sister is my aunt. 613 00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,760 "my aunt" Translate. 614 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,560 "The garden... 615 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:14,360 ...of my IT..." - YOU? - TII. 616 00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,840 - YOU? - TIII... 617 00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:19,880 - No! - No. 618 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,400 Well? 619 00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:27,440 - It's difficult. - My aunt calls herself "ma tante." 620 00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:31,000 "Ma tante"! Yes! 621 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:35,600 "Ma tante"! I was going to say it, "ma tante." 622 00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:40,920 - "Le jardin de ma tante � THINK..." - "Plein". 623 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:47,240 Pien, plein... It can be said both ways. 624 00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:50,360 No, "foot" does not exist. It is called "plein". 625 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:55,800 - Madame Iolanda, I don't know if you know her... - I don't know her. 626 00:47:55,880 --> 00:48:00,480 He told me that you can say in both ways. 627 00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:06,120 - Your teacher is ignorant. - She is French, she lived in France. 628 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:09,760 - Have you been to France? - No. - I was in Paris for 15 days. 629 00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:13,000 - Directed traffic at CHAMP-Elises. - It's called "champs." 630 00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,360 - CHAMP. - Champs. 631 00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:17,720 - Champs. - Yes. - CHAMP no. 632 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:19,760 No. 633 00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,640 Young man, it's not going well. He has studied little. 634 00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:26,880 What does it say? I haven't slept for a year. 635 00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:30,120 If you want proof, here it is my roommate, Paolo. 636 00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:34,400 - Paolo, come here. It's true. have I studied? -Yes, he has studied. 637 00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:38,000 - He wouldn't let me sleep. -Who are you? Do you have to be examined? 638 00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:42,560 - No. - Then disappear. -Who are you? Do you have to be examined? 639 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,600 Get out! 640 00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:48,000 Only those who are examined... 641 00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:51,960 - Tell me the days of the week. - In French, right? - Obviously. 642 00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:58,320 My teacher has made me learn a little song 643 00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:01,760 what is called "The days of the week." 644 00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:08,160 The "mardi" declared my love. 645 00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:14,920 The "mercredi" we got married and we left happy. 646 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:21,800 The "jeudi" had already tired of her and the "vendredi" couldn't even see her. 647 00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:25,440 The "samedi" thought and thought 648 00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:30,440 and the "dimanche" his head was cut off. 649 00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:33,480 - Lovely. - Gracias. 650 00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:40,320 They have suspended me and I have been on the verge of being kicked out of the Corps. 651 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:44,600 - Why? - Instead of teaching me French He has taught me songs. 652 00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:48,440 - It was so I remembered, that's my system. - Well, it has left me in a good place. 653 00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:52,560 - Speak in French. -When I get angry, I speak however I want. 654 00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:55,000 If I knew French, they would have approved me. 655 00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:58,160 He was going to show me something Let it serve the guards. 656 00:49:58,240 --> 00:50:00,960 - You say that guard and pedestrian It's the same - True. - No! 657 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:04,960 A pedestrian can sing songs, Not a guard. 658 00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:08,840 Especially in exams and if the teacher is a colonel. 659 00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:12,040 I have sung to the colonel: "The "dimanche" cut off his head" 660 00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:16,200 -He has cut off my head. - He was a colonel without "esprit." 661 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:19,520 No, it will not have "esprit", 662 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:24,040 but he told me: "Your teacher is ignorant." 663 00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:27,840 - What did he say? - That she is ignorant. 664 00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:32,360 What am I ignorant? Tell that dumbass 665 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:36,400 that he is the ignorant, idiot and unfortunate. 666 00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:41,720 - Madame, do I have to say it in French? - No, tell it the Roman way! 667 00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:47,080 Good morning, I have brought you two sketches for your approval. 668 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:52,800 - What does it represent? - The 5th Courtesy Day. 669 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:57,000 - What do you mean? - The guard directs to the motorcyclist and the driver. 670 00:50:57,080 --> 00:51:00,880 - It seems that he takes them to the police station. - They would deserve it. 671 00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:04,560 I have an idea for Courtesy Day. 672 00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:08,000 - Let the drivers direct the traffic. - No! 673 00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:10,520 If we admit that the drivers they do it better, 674 00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:15,240 ...what do we paint? - I would gladly change. 675 00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,960 I give my uniform in exchange for the car. 676 00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:21,280 This is the sketch for the pugilistic evening. 677 00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,720 For us it is important and also for our bosses. 678 00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:28,480 Because if Strinati wins the fight, becomes professional. 679 00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:35,040 I know that Strinati's opponent He is your future son-in-law. 680 00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:38,280 - Yes, unfortunately. - That's not right. 681 00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:41,800 What do you think of the possibilities? of this boxer? 682 00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:45,440 Strinati is good, He is a strong boy. 683 00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:50,480 But the other, just to have the satisfaction of spanking a guard, 684 00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:54,440 will try hard. We are not very loved. 685 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:58,480 -Whose side are you on? - It's obvious. If he wins, he will marry my daughter. 686 00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:02,440 - Do you support your future son-in-law? - No, I want him to lose. 687 00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:06,880 - So, maybe they don't get married. - That's not right. 688 00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,960 Ultimately, this is your daughter. 689 00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:15,840 On the other hand, as in traffic, I'm at a crossroads. 690 00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:22,080 It's as if it were on the one hand the Red Cross 691 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:26,120 and on the other the firefighters, Who would I let pass first? 692 00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:30,000 - I don't know. Who would you let through? - What would I do...? 693 00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:32,680 We'll talk about this later. 694 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:35,440 Here I have a report of a fine. 695 00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:38,840 Randolfi fines everyone, he is exaggerating. 696 00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:43,240 He has fined a car of the Diplomatic Corps. Let them take it away. 697 00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:46,720 -Good morning. - Goodbye, Spaziani. 698 00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,840 - Good morning, sergeant. - Good morning. 699 00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:55,200 CALL BEFORE ENTERING 700 00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:20,720 - Manganiello! - Present. -I'm here. 701 00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:23,360 - Is that how you work? - And you come in like this? 702 00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:25,480 - Huh? - You come in like that? 703 00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:29,000 Are we children? Don't treat me like if it were no one. 704 00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:33,760 - Don't forget who I am. - OK. 705 00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:36,920 - Sergeant! - Don't joke... - I'm not kidding. 706 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:40,840 It is convenient to put the sign on the door: "Call before entering." 707 00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:44,840 That's how one calls, you hear it, You wake up and get to work. 708 00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:48,080 You think I don't do anything. I know what they say out there. 709 00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:50,760 It is said that I am here per plug 710 00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:54,880 and that only you work. You do only one shift outside. 711 00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:58,680 It's my turn to be locked up here, sacrificed. 712 00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:01,960 I'm here in the morning, at noon, in the afternoon and at night. 713 00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:06,760 - As long as no one wakes you up. - One collapses! 714 00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:11,840 - He collapses when he doesn't sleep. - Why weren't you here yesterday morning? 715 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:16,440 - Wasn't there? - Why weren't you here yesterday? in the morning? - Where was he? 716 00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:20,080 The friend doesn't speak, the sergeant speaks. Why weren't you there? 717 00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:24,480 - I always have to tell my things. - Speak clearly, nothing is understood. 718 00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:28,400 I have international relationships, for the benefit of the Body, 719 00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:32,520 ...with foreign states. - Which ones? - With a foreign State. 720 00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:34,880 - Which one? - The Vatican. 721 00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:39,840 - I went to see my uncle, Monsignor. - I know. 722 00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:43,320 - He gave you the stamps. - Yes. 723 00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:48,440 - And the medals, right? - Yes. - Regarding the medals, 724 00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:51,320 you have to do me a favor. 725 00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:54,080 -When you come looking for me, go up on foot. - Why? 726 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:57,120 The administrator, in the elevator shaft, 727 00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,840 In addition to coins, he has found three Santa Rita and one San Antonio. 728 00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:03,240 Have you ever wondered Why does the elevator always work well? 729 00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:05,200 A misfortune has never occurred. 730 00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:08,200 Have they ever been locked up? in the elevator? Never! 731 00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:10,080 You should thank the protection of San Antonio. 732 00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:13,800 You had to thank him. You, your daughter and the entire building. 733 00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:16,920 I go up in the elevator and I put the medal. 734 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:21,480 - "Excuse-moi, monsieur." - "Oui, monsieur!" 735 00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:24,000 How funny is this guard my friend! 736 00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:29,400 - Are you kidding? - I do the service after school. 737 00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:31,400 - Has it bothered you, Alberto? - No. 738 00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:33,760 -If I find any French tourist, I send it to you. - Send him away. 739 00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:38,960 - They don't know you've been suspended the exam. - Laugh, laugh. 740 00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:41,960 Subnormal! Exam suspended! And he hasn't even been to Paris. 741 00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:44,000 - Excuse me, monsieur. - Paolo, stop! 742 00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:45,600 - Bonjour, monsieur. - Oui, monsieur? 743 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:49,480 (In French) Can you tell me where is the Via Merulana? 744 00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:53,160 I can't answer because I don't have the interpreter's badge. 745 00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:58,160 Please, the Via Merulana? 746 00:55:58,240 --> 00:56:02,640 I answer you again in Italian, because I don't know French, according to them. 747 00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:05,640 - Tell me. - Right now. 748 00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:11,080 Go straight, then turn onto the third "shut up" to the right. 749 00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:13,360 - Understand? - Yes. 750 00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:18,400 When you reach the "angle", will find a "newspaper". 751 00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:22,640 - Newspaper, "Paris Soir", understand? - Yes. 752 00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:26,520 Then they turn "like so" and you will find via Merulana. 753 00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:31,960 - Right or left? - To the right and to the left. 754 00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:36,240 - Thank you, sir. - You are welcome. - Let's go! - Goodbye. 755 00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,920 See you! 756 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:43,160 I have saved the situation! But according to them, I don't know French. 757 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:45,160 I wouldn't have been able to respond. 758 00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:50,360 Where would the French pilgrim be? If I hadn't informed you? 759 00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:54,080 Gervasi! Have you heard the conversation? 760 00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:59,160 You are a witness. Where is that crazy guy going? dressed as a soldier? 761 00:56:59,240 --> 00:57:02,200 "You don't pass in red." 762 00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:05,640 - And that? - It's the title of the new arrangement of the anthem. 763 00:57:05,720 --> 00:57:09,640 764 00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:12,680 765 00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:17,280 It's catchy. I'm going to write the first notes. 766 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:19,960 - Is it the American anthem? - �Americano? 767 00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:25,360 - What are you doing? - I change it! - Enough, Manganiello. 768 00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:28,840 You don't work at all, I'm going to kick you out of my office. 769 00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:33,720 - You're going on duty at the kennel! - As a musician or as a guardian? 770 00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,840 As a musician and then as a guard. 771 00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:39,560 - Okay, I'm leaving. - Adi�s. 772 00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:42,640 To the first Toscanini who arrives, They call him teacher. 773 00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:44,240 At... 774 00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:48,720 - What did you say? - I kiss her hand. - Well. 775 00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:54,600 What are you doing here? Circulate! 776 00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:56,640 Come on. 777 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:04,200 - What are you laughing at? - You are welcome. 778 00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:06,280 Lord! 779 00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:09,320 -Who is it? - You're still here. - Yes, the same as before. 780 00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:12,840 The third one on the right told me, but I haven't found it. 781 00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:14,200 What would he have understood? 782 00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:19,080 That guard came with me to French class, he doesn't know a word. 783 00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:23,800 ...I told him to go to the right and You will find the "newspaper". 784 00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:26,880 What could he be saying to you? Let's laugh. 785 00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:31,360 Modestly, I speak French well. 786 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:36,040 When I get to the "newspaper", You will see a "traffic light". 787 00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:39,920 - Traffic light? - Traffic light! - "Smaphore"! - "Le s�maphore"! 788 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,400 - How are you? - What are you doing here? 789 00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:44,880 - Do you speak French, miss? - Yes. 790 00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:47,800 The Merulana route? 791 00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:52,840 Continue down that street, The first one on the right is via Merulana. 792 00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:57,720 - Right, left! - He doesn't speak French! 793 00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:00,960 There has been a misunderstanding. 794 00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:06,360 - Thank you, miss. - You are welcome. - Goodbye, sir! 795 00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:09,880 Who taught you education? How dare you interfere? 796 00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:13,840 If you do it again, I'm fining you for abuse. 797 00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:17,840 - Take this fool. Get out! - I can't leave. 798 00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:22,000 - I'm waiting for dad who comes to look for me with the car. - Great. 799 00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:25,880 - Does it come with the car? - Yes. - When I arrive, give me a whistle. 800 00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:29,320 Then I make another one to your father 801 00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:37,360 - Order, Commander. - Come here. - Yes, Commander. 802 00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,120 Have you finished the service? 803 00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:42,200 I have come to look for another ticket book, I have already finished yesterday's. 804 00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:43,600 Do you write 20 fines a day? 805 00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:49,760 No, I put 20 while present, 20 in absence, in total about 40. 806 00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:53,480 Some good guards have a hard time a ticket book 807 00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:54,080 ...more than a pair of shoes. 808 00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:58,480 A pack of tobacco lasts longer for me than a ticket book. 809 00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:00,600 Don't laugh, because you are doing wrong. 810 01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:03,000 We guards have to be like older brothers 811 01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:04,040 ...of street users. 812 01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:07,080 They will be your brothers. I am an only child. 813 01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:11,480 - Go brothers! They go in good cars, me on foot - Besides, you are envious. 814 01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:16,360 - No, I do my duty. - For your culture and that of others like you 815 01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:20,360 ...everyone hates us, they can't see us. - The pedestrian hates the motorist, 816 01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:23,960 the motorist hates the bus driver and taxi driver 817 01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:27,600 and they hate pedestrians and motorists. 818 01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:31,960 -And everyone hates us. - That's why you have to be more tolerant. 819 01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:34,760 No, it is characteristic of our profession. 820 01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:37,880 A guard on duty his functions, he is not nice. 821 01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:41,920 It's like the dentist. �He's nice someone who pulls out your tooth? 822 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,760 But you take out 40 teeth a day. 823 01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:48,040 - I can't stop my impulses, I whistle and... - Do something. 824 01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:52,080 - Stop your impulses and count before up to 10. - Yes. 825 01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:53,200 Proof. 826 01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:57,120 I can count to a hundred, but then I whistle. 827 01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:02,480 See? 828 01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:05,880 This is the entire trousseau of your good mother. 829 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,960 It was never used or touched. 830 01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:13,040 Women want the trousseau and then they always have it saved 831 01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:17,280 ...throughout life. - Precisely for that reason, dad, 832 01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:20,640 we will buy things when we need them, little by little. 833 01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:25,320 Why? Your mother didn't touch it to leave it to you. 834 01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:29,640 And today these things are no longer done. Look what clothes! 835 01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:35,280 - Look what a wonderful towel. - It is written "Good morning." 836 01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:38,200 Once there was education even in home clothes. 837 01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:41,240 And this letter? Mom's name was María but it has an "A." 838 01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:45,880 It was your grandmother's trousseau that He didn't use it to leave it to your mother. 839 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:50,320 - And mom didn't touch it to leave it to you. - Listen. 840 01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:53,640 We divide it in half, It's enough for us. 841 01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:56,880 Sandro and I want something simple. 842 01:01:56,960 --> 01:02:01,280 Even for something simple it takes a lot of money. 843 01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:07,680 Invitations, sending sweets to certain people, 844 01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:12,120 ...and then, the white dress. - I don't care about the dress. It is a useless expense. 845 01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:16,280 - I'm marrying the suit. - Don't even say that as a joke! 846 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:19,000 The white dress comes first. 847 01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:23,480 We will leave the invitations, but we will buy the white dress. 848 01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:28,320 -Who knows what it costs. - How much can it cost? 849 01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:31,520 I take care of the white dress. Enough! 850 01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:35,240 Are you sure it is not also Mom's wedding dress? 851 01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:41,120 No, don't you remember what we did with him? the dress for your Communion? 852 01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:44,240 - Don't you remember? - Yes! 853 01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:49,680 A huge dress! It still seems to me see you You were very cute. 854 01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:56,520 You stumbled... And then We made the curtains for the dining room. 855 01:02:56,640 --> 01:03:01,920 And then, from one of the curtains we made a mat 856 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:06,280 and the other, which burned, a bib for Tonino. - Yes! 857 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:12,320 - There it is! -Who is it? - Sandro. I told you I was coming to talk to you. 858 01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:23,600 - Hello. - Hello. - Quiet, There's my father - It doesn't matter. 859 01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:28,080 - Quiet. Dad is waiting for you. - I came for that. 860 01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:35,400 - Hello, dad. - Hello. 861 01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:39,440 -Are you a fascist? - No, why? - "Hello, dad!" 862 01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:42,160 It's a way to greet each other among athletes. 863 01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:45,120 Okay, but you haven't moved not even the hand a little. 864 01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:49,680 - Be careful. If you do it on the street, move it well. - Okay. 865 01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:53,440 - Marisa told me that you want to talk to me - Yes. 866 01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:57,560 - Well... I... - What? 867 01:03:57,680 --> 01:04:01,840 - Shall we talk here? "Like this?" - I don't know. Shall we go to the ring? 868 01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:05,160 - We put on the gloves... - No, it's fine with me here. 869 01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:07,960 - Let's hear what you have to tell me. - It's something simple. 870 01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:11,760 - Marisa and I want to get married. - He has already told me that, but when? 871 01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:14,640 - Immediately, at the end of the fight. -Are you sure you'll win? 872 01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:19,280 No, it's not about that. Anyway, I'm well prepared. 873 01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:25,800 ...and, furthermore, the guard doesn't know how to fit in. - Yes, the guards don't fit in much. 874 01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:28,840 But suppose the guard that fits little 875 01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:33,200 tonight he punches you that makes you see the stars. 876 01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:36,720 - What will you do? - I have an offer to run for a motorcycle company. 877 01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:40,480 You really look for misfortunes! 878 01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:43,320 �Boxing is not enough for you, now also the motorcycle! 879 01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:45,800 You will eat "cazzotti" in the motorcycle hubcap? 880 01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:49,520 Don't worry about your daughter, I'll take care of it. 881 01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:53,520 I have seen a small apartment Where we will live when we get married. 882 01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:59,480 - Yes, how they give them away. It's what you want Are you going to live far from here? - Yes. 883 01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:02,800 - I could hang out in the living room and you here. - Not that. 884 01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:06,520 - No? - To get along, The couple has to live far away. 885 01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:09,400 - So you two can get along? - No, son-in-law and father-in-law. 886 01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:14,680 - To get along well do we have to be far away? - Yes. - We don't get along anymore! 887 01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:20,240 - Well, do you want this young man? - Sure, dad. 888 01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:23,880 - Even if you lose? - Then you will love him more. - Really? 889 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:29,200 Then we will talk about marriage the night of the fight. 890 01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:35,960 Let's hope this trunk helps us. as a first aid kit before the wedding. 891 01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:40,360 That's it! 892 01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:44,200 - A wedding dress? - Yes. - Sergeant, are you kidding? 893 01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:46,840 No, I'm serious. 894 01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:51,040 A dentist knows how to remove a tooth both a man and a woman. 895 01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:54,600 - And what does it have to do with it? - It has to do, you are a tailor. 896 01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:57,600 Yes, I am a tailor, but I make military uniforms. 897 01:05:57,680 --> 01:06:00,920 Then you can also make a woman's dress. 898 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,040 The body of a woman It is like that of a man. 899 01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:08,560 - I have never done it, I am not capable. - No? It's okay. 900 01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:14,280 That means that if it reaches me your brother-in-law's request I... 901 01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:17,880 I can't assure you that I can help you. 902 01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:20,480 Favors are repaid with favors. 903 01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:23,200 - Goodbye. - No, wait a moment... 904 01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:28,840 Okay, sergeant, I'll try it. 905 01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:31,600 - But I don't take responsibility. - What responsibility? 906 01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:34,720 - You have to look good with my daughter. - I will do the best I can. 907 01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:39,080 - You have to make a nice wedding dress. - I understand. We agree. 908 01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:41,920 - But you have to buy the fabric. - Don't you have one? 909 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:46,480 - What do I do? Do I use military fabric? - Why not? 910 01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:50,560 It's fabric. Before being sewn, It is not military fabric. 911 01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:53,720 For example, for the white uniform a white cloth is used. 912 01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:57,320 - Then I put 4 gold buttons and a whistle - Is it too coarse? 913 01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:59,920 - No... - What fabric is it? - For a wedding dress 914 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:05,560 ...if you need satin, tulle. - Okay, I buy it. How much is needed? 915 01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:10,400 I calculate that 5 meters of satin the ornaments, 916 01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:16,480 ...another 5 meters of tulle... 10 meters in total. - Doesn't seem like much to you! 917 01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:21,360 - It's what I need. And the measurements? - Corrientes, she is an ordinary girl. 918 01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:25,840 - Current! - He is 20 years old. - Yes, you will have to make the dress by eye! 919 01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:29,000 - Is it necessary...? - Exact measurements. 920 01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:32,840 - Let's call a similar girl to my daughter - No. - Why? 921 01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:36,760 Do you want to ruin me? It's a job I do in secret. 922 01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:40,560 Exaggerated, not even if you were going to make the atomic bomb. 923 01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:46,320 - I have finished the anthem. - Bravo! 924 01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:55,360 -Hold me. - For such a small thing! - No, hug me. 925 01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:58,960 What are you doing? I have to see something. 926 01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:07,240 Why do you smell? I don't smell. 927 01:08:07,320 --> 01:08:09,360 Crouch down for a moment. 928 01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:13,080 - That's right, my daughter's nose reaches me up to here, to the chin. - So what? 929 01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:15,760 When we kiss, It reaches me here. 930 01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:19,840 - But I need the measurements of the back, of the waist... - Allow. 931 01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:22,120 - What are you doing? - Allow. 932 01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:26,280 The waist is narrower, but the height is this, up to here. 933 01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:30,440 - And the shoulders? - Don't touch me! - Don't move. 934 01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:34,560 - Okay! - Have you understood? It's something like that. 935 01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:50,320 Thanks guys until next Sunday. Good afternoon. 936 01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:52,080 Good afternoon. 937 01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:54,760 - Randolfi! - Yes. - Come here. 938 01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:00,000 - Say, teacher. - Good, Randolfi. - Thank you. 939 01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:04,280 - You are a magnificent timbalero. - Thank you. - I have a report here 940 01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:07,440 ...with guard performance Alberto Randolfi. - Isn't it good? 941 01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:11,600 Yes, he says it is a good element, who does not give problems to his superiors, 942 01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:15,560 He performs his duties with zeal, punctuality, precision 943 01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:17,680 and issues an average of 40 fines a day. 944 01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:22,960 - And it's not my highest score... - It's a record, I think you're exaggerating. 945 01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:26,200 You fine the Corps Diplomat, to the deputies... 946 01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:28,640 �You have given him a fine to a police captain! 947 01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:33,840 Of course, when they are in the car, For me they are just another motorist. 948 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:36,360 The Highway Code says that the ambassador 949 01:09:36,440 --> 01:09:38,920 ...can it pass in red? - What does the Code have to do with it! 950 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:41,360 From time to time it wouldn't hurt close one eye 951 01:09:41,440 --> 01:09:45,120 Two eyes are not enough to see what is happening around and asks me to close one. 952 01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:47,880 I adjust scrupulously to the standards of the Code 953 01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:51,360 unless you ordered me to fail in my duty. 954 01:09:51,440 --> 01:09:55,400 Have you gone crazy? I didn't say anything about that! 955 01:09:55,480 --> 01:10:00,040 We are just letting you know that a a warning from the central police station 956 01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:03,440 and another from the Fire Department. 957 01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:06,560 It had never been seen that a guard I fined the firefighters 958 01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:08,200 for excessive speed. 959 01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:11,040 The fire had gone out, they were returning to the barracks, it was not necessary to run. 960 01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:16,960 If you don't want to be transferred, try not to overdo it. 961 01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:19,920 Who does his duty He is transferred... In Rome. 962 01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:24,280 Because this happens in Rome. In the North there is another discipline. 963 01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:27,640 On the other hand, in Rome it is overlooked, is forgiven. 964 01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:31,080 That Spaziani and Manganiello have not come to the rehearsal is something serious. 965 01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:34,760 I have given them permission because Tonight is the boxing match. 966 01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:38,000 - Boxing is more important What Rossini? - In this case, yes. 967 01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:40,800 For Rossini there is always time, but the fight is tonight. 968 01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:45,760 - Okay? - Understood, but don't let Rossini find out. 969 01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:52,240 I can't stay here. 970 01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:57,480 - Five, six... - He doesn't get up. - Then he won. 971 01:10:57,560 --> 01:11:02,000 - Nine... - The bell saved you. 972 01:11:02,080 --> 01:11:05,040 It should have been given the medal of Saint Christopher. 973 01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:08,880 - But the protector of motorists. - It doesn't matter. 974 01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:15,960 - Dad, tell him to resist. - I don't know if he still understands anything. 975 01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:19,360 �Dad, go cheer him up! 976 01:11:19,440 --> 01:11:24,480 - You're always bothering him. - For you too! 977 01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:31,960 - Allow? - Not now. - Sorry, I'm a family member. 978 01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:35,960 - How are you? - Like this, like this! 979 01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:39,320 - Do you want some advice? - Yes. 980 01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:42,880 - Leave it. - How? - Leave it! 981 01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:45,960 - Why? - It's better. 982 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:48,840 It's better for you, leave it. 983 01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:51,640 - I'm sorry for you. - Why? 984 01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:56,000 -If he won, he would get a nice surprise. - The one to win? 985 01:11:56,080 --> 01:12:00,360 - No. - It doesn't matter! Leave it. 986 01:12:00,440 --> 01:12:04,520 But if I win, I had thought... 987 01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:07,240 Sergeant, you can't be here. 988 01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:31,560 - He said he had a surprise. - Yes. 989 01:12:31,640 --> 01:12:36,240 - What is it about? -If I had won, he would have taken you with him. 990 01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:39,880 - Where? - Through Italy, over there, 991 01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:45,000 ...abroad, to America. - Me? - Yes. 992 01:12:45,080 --> 01:12:50,320 - For what? - As a manager, as an administrator. 993 01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:52,560 I would leave the service... 994 01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:56,640 That's why. After so many years of service, I would have taken you off the street. 995 01:12:59,920 --> 01:13:02,640 - Referee, give him some advice! 996 01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:10,720 You're both crazy. But what do you have in your head? 997 01:13:21,240 --> 01:13:23,920 -And I would win a lot? - No! 998 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:28,920 - No? So... - I wasn't telling you. They were going to hit him. 999 01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:32,200 - Then I would earn money? - Of course. 1000 01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:37,280 Time! 1001 01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:40,440 Take. 1002 01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:51,040 - Well? - He won't last the third round. -Who? - Your son-in-law. 1003 01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:54,400 - It doesn't resist. - It is not known. 1004 01:13:54,480 --> 01:13:57,440 - I will lose. - It cannot be known. 1005 01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:02,800 -There is still one round left. - No, lose, lose. 1006 01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:06,600 - Finish him off now. - I can't take it anymore. 1007 01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:09,840 In the second round? Are you crazy? 1008 01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:13,440 - I have no breath left. - Well look for it. 1009 01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:16,400 Hit him on the chin. Come on. 1010 01:14:16,480 --> 01:14:19,400 - I will give you a ten-day permit. - I'll try. 1011 01:14:19,480 --> 01:14:22,320 - How to try it? Cheer up! - Let's wait. 1012 01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,960 Sandro! 1013 01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:39,200 Give it! Strong! 1014 01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:43,040 Bravo! 1015 01:14:45,240 --> 01:14:47,600 Cheer up, Sandro! 1016 01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:52,280 Cheer up, Sandro! 1017 01:14:55,080 --> 01:14:59,000 What Spaziani does is not right. The Body is the Body! 1018 01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:07,280 - Come on, hit him! - Kill him! 1019 01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:11,920 Cheer up, Sandro! 1020 01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:17,760 One, two, three, four, 1021 01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:21,560 five, six, eight, nine 1022 01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:24,360 ten... Out! 1023 01:15:24,440 --> 01:15:26,440 Bravo! 1024 01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:30,640 Madison Square Garden to the phone. 1025 01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:34,960 - Bravo! - Bravo! 1026 01:15:37,520 --> 01:15:43,320 - He won, dad! - Spaziani is tremendous. - What a jinx! 1027 01:15:44,320 --> 01:15:47,360 - Does it hurt? - Yes. 1028 01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:56,760 - Has it swelled? - A bit. 1029 01:15:58,520 --> 01:16:00,280 Oh! The nose! 1030 01:16:00,360 --> 01:16:03,440 How much time does it take to have a champion's nose? 1031 01:16:03,520 --> 01:16:08,680 - If you don't mind, I already have it. - I know, you are very ugly. 1032 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:13,560 You have a scar on your forehead. 1033 01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:18,280 And a black eye. 1034 01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:24,720 And the broken nose. 1035 01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:29,320 Oh! I told you not to kiss me, that you hurt me 1036 01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:34,160 Before the fight I couldn't kiss you because you would lose weight 1037 01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:37,840 and then, you fall to pieces. 1038 01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:40,680 What do I have to do? 1039 01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:48,680 - I don't know whether to marry a boxer. - I wouldn't do it. 1040 01:16:48,760 --> 01:16:51,560 You mean if you were a girl. 1041 01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:55,600 If the pig were you, then yes. 1042 01:16:57,880 --> 01:17:00,640 You're joking, but I've thought about it. 1043 01:17:00,720 --> 01:17:04,000 I don't know if you will be happy marrying me. 1044 01:17:04,080 --> 01:17:08,640 There will be periods, during training, when we won't be able to see each other. 1045 01:17:08,720 --> 01:17:12,680 You will have to sleep in another room. 1046 01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:16,800 - You will have to make many sacrifices. - You too. 1047 01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:20,320 But will you be happy? 1048 01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:22,240 No. 1049 01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:24,880 She won't be happy. 1050 01:17:25,720 --> 01:17:28,520 You will be very unhappy. 1051 01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:31,160 But what are we going to do? 1052 01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:42,720 - Damn! - Be careful, the dress is ruined! 1053 01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:47,480 -Stand up straight! - Don't forget that I'm a guard. 1054 01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:52,720 - Calm down! -I'll give you a fine. - Let's not argue now. 1055 01:17:53,760 --> 01:17:59,240 - Carmelo, it seems a little closed to me. - He's wearing the shirt. 1056 01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:05,040 - We should put... - You hurt me. - Stay still, I'm not drowning you. 1057 01:18:05,120 --> 01:18:08,720 - But you hurt me. - We're good. 1058 01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:10,920 Lower your hand. 1059 01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:15,280 - This must be filled out. - I'll make two hairpieces. - Put your hand down! 1060 01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:18,640 If my uncle finds out, Monsignor. 1061 01:18:18,720 --> 01:18:23,040 - And this belly? - I've been eating. - I told you to stay fasting. 1062 01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:26,280 I have not endured fasting for so long. 1063 01:18:26,360 --> 01:18:30,480 - What is this lump? - The whistle. 1064 01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:32,800 - Do you carry the whistle behind you? - It slipped. 1065 01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:39,240 - Turn around. - I'm very hot. 1066 01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:44,280 I hope it looks good on my daughter because it's disgusting in him. 1067 01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:47,360 Where is the bride? 1068 01:18:47,440 --> 01:18:50,000 These two have already arrived. 1069 01:18:50,080 --> 01:18:56,480 - You look gorgeous. - Aunt. - I can't believe you're getting married. 1070 01:18:56,560 --> 01:19:00,960 I brought you the wedding gift: some towels 1071 01:19:01,040 --> 01:19:04,160 Girls, don't waste any more time. You have to hurry. 1072 01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:06,880 Come see. 1073 01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:10,520 Your husband is waiting for you the stairs of the church. 1074 01:19:13,480 --> 01:19:16,800 - Where is your father? - There. 1075 01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:20,680 - Has he seen you? - No. - How excited he will be to see you. 1076 01:19:20,760 --> 01:19:21,800 Pietro! 1077 01:19:21,880 --> 01:19:26,000 Pietro, where are you? 1078 01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:32,040 Pietro, have you seen how pretty she is? Marisa dressed as a bride? 1079 01:19:32,120 --> 01:19:37,200 I thought I saw the blessed of your wife What are you doing here alone? 1080 01:19:37,280 --> 01:19:39,480 Nothing... 1081 01:19:39,560 --> 01:19:46,960 - Are you not feeling well? - Yes, I was just thinking. 1082 01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:51,160 One suffers all one's life to May the daughter not lack anything, 1083 01:19:51,240 --> 01:19:55,240 wait for a good boy to arrive let him marry her 1084 01:19:55,320 --> 01:19:58,920 and impatiently the wedding day 1085 01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:01,640 and when that day comes... 1086 01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:04,120 one realizes that it's not a good day. 1087 01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:07,600 Well, it's not a good day, but it's not that bad either. 1088 01:20:07,680 --> 01:20:11,120 It's cold, but it's not raining. I assure you it won't rain. 1089 01:20:11,200 --> 01:20:16,160 - I haven't brought an umbrella. Do you like it? the new hat? - Beautiful. 1090 01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:20,720 - And now what? - Nothing. 1091 01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:24,280 Something's wrong with you, tell me. 1092 01:20:24,360 --> 01:20:27,880 You have to trust me, I am your sister. 1093 01:20:27,960 --> 01:20:30,920 I understand, you don't like the boyfriend? 1094 01:20:31,440 --> 01:20:35,000 - I'm not the one who's getting married. - So? 1095 01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:38,280 Your daughter wants it, He has a good job... 1096 01:20:38,360 --> 01:20:41,840 He has even bought a car. 1097 01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:46,200 Pietro, you are not happy. 1098 01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:51,880 No, I'm happy. Obviously It is a strange joy. 1099 01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:55,000 - Why? - Tears come to me. 1100 01:20:55,080 --> 01:20:59,640 That's what happens! Do you remember the day What did you get married in? 1101 01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:02,880 Tell the truth, was I happy? 1102 01:21:03,360 --> 01:21:07,080 How much I cried! 1103 01:21:07,160 --> 01:21:10,400 I didn't tell you, but I got to cry behind a column. 1104 01:21:10,480 --> 01:21:15,880 The priest noticed. my brother He was getting married and I was crying. 1105 01:21:15,960 --> 01:21:18,480 And she wasn't your daughter. 1106 01:21:18,560 --> 01:21:22,120 Dad, do you like it? Look at me. 1107 01:21:22,680 --> 01:21:24,640 How does it look on me? 1108 01:21:25,160 --> 01:21:27,120 Do you like it? 1109 01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:31,520 - You are charming. - The credit belongs to your dress. 1110 01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:35,680 I will give you a flower so that You are more handsome than the bride. 1111 01:21:36,360 --> 01:21:39,760 We'll have to go now. Sandro waits outside the church. 1112 01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:44,760 I was talking to your aunt which has made me waste time. 1113 01:21:44,840 --> 01:21:49,400 He told me that it was purchased a new hat 1114 01:21:49,480 --> 01:21:52,720 ...and then he started crying... - When? 1115 01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:56,160 - It's not a day to cry. - Blessed are you who don't get excited! 1116 01:21:56,240 --> 01:21:58,720 On the other hand, I am excited. 1117 01:23:02,680 --> 01:23:06,080 - Where are we going? - Home, you have to change because they leave right away. 1118 01:23:06,160 --> 01:23:09,680 - And they leave like this? - How? - Fasting? 1119 01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:19,400 Sister, haven't you seen the ban? to turn right? 1120 01:23:19,480 --> 01:23:22,680 No, it's the first time that we passed through here. 1121 01:23:22,760 --> 01:23:25,400 How long have you had the permit? 1122 01:23:27,680 --> 01:23:30,400 - Two years. - Didn't you remember? 1123 01:23:31,640 --> 01:23:35,760 - Where do they come from? - From the market, We went to buy provisions. 1124 01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:40,800 Sisters, has he caught you too? These excommunicate you! 1125 01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:46,280 Sorry, there are many people rude, without respect. 1126 01:23:47,680 --> 01:23:51,320 - Do you pick it up? -The what? Why? 1127 01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:54,560 I already said it, there is a prohibition, turning right, you haven't seen it 1128 01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:56,880 - ...and I'll give you a fine. - A fine? 1129 01:23:56,960 --> 01:23:59,320 Do you pick her up or send her to the convent? 1130 01:24:00,440 --> 01:24:04,520 18 minutes left, we won't make it in time to catch the train. 1131 01:24:04,600 --> 01:24:08,840 -Can you go faster? - There is a lot of traffic. 1132 01:24:08,920 --> 01:24:12,960 - I see it. - There are guards above that complicate things. 1133 01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:17,000 - Is it your fault? - Speak like this because he doesn't know them. 1134 01:24:17,080 --> 01:24:19,440 If I only knew what they were like! 1135 01:24:19,520 --> 01:24:23,400 Maybe the traffic controllers, but not those who are in the office. 1136 01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:27,040 - They are all... - Speak, what are they? 1137 01:24:27,120 --> 01:24:29,080 They are all the same! 1138 01:24:29,360 --> 01:24:32,000 Oh well! Keep going! 1139 01:24:37,400 --> 01:24:40,640 And he defended them. They love to waste time. 1140 01:24:40,720 --> 01:24:45,240 It's Randolfi, tell him to change hands. Hurry up! 1141 01:24:59,480 --> 01:25:03,720 - What did he say? - That he doesn't care. 1142 01:25:03,800 --> 01:25:06,960 - Play. - So that he can give me a fine. 1143 01:25:07,040 --> 01:25:09,400 - Play. I tell you. - Wait. 1144 01:25:13,400 --> 01:25:15,360 Stop! 1145 01:25:16,520 --> 01:25:19,200 Please come in. Please wait. 1146 01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:22,000 Slow down, grandpa. 1147 01:25:22,080 --> 01:25:24,040 Wait, calmly. 1148 01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:26,680 Keep going! 1149 01:25:30,680 --> 01:25:35,360 - Order, Commander. - I have to talk to you - Say, Commander. 1150 01:25:35,440 --> 01:25:38,720 The high command has sent me a writing 1151 01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:41,760 ...about your intransigence. - Intransigence? 1152 01:25:41,840 --> 01:25:43,920 Now, here in Rome They call it intransigence. 1153 01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:47,000 But in the North they call it road discipline. 1154 01:25:47,080 --> 01:25:49,120 - Already, in the North. - In the North. 1155 01:25:49,200 --> 01:25:52,280 - Come, I have to tell you something. - Anything good, Commander? 1156 01:25:52,360 --> 01:25:55,720 I don't think so. I'm sorry, because You were also a good timpanist. 1157 01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:58,720 - What was it like? - Yes, you were. Come. 1158 01:26:00,400 --> 01:26:02,240 Was it? 1159 01:26:21,520 --> 01:26:23,480 Hello, dad! Bravo! 1160 01:26:23,880 --> 01:26:25,520 hello! 1161 01:26:25,600 --> 01:26:28,840 If I were Rossini, the rhythm would have changed. 1162 01:26:28,920 --> 01:26:31,160 Always the same, It never changes. 1163 01:26:31,240 --> 01:26:34,560 Never! Always the same music, it doesn't change anything. 1164 01:26:36,120 --> 01:26:37,800 Come on! 1165 01:26:39,080 --> 01:26:43,000 Rossini is always Rossini, ma'am. 1166 01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:45,800 Idiot! 1167 01:26:45,880 --> 01:26:49,080 Alberto, damn six you and the fines! 1168 01:26:59,480 --> 01:27:01,520 Greetings! 1169 01:27:04,200 --> 01:27:06,360 The companion. (with a Milanese accent) 1170 01:27:06,600 --> 01:27:08,760 Mr. Companion. 1171 01:27:09,840 --> 01:27:12,000 The beggar 1172 01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:14,920 The Gallery. 1173 01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:16,960 The Motta. 1174 01:27:18,320 --> 01:27:20,480 The panettone. 1175 01:27:20,560 --> 01:27:22,800 The military 1176 01:27:23,160 --> 01:27:26,920 Guard, which way do you go to Rome? 1177 01:27:27,840 --> 01:27:30,000 Go straight... 1178 01:27:33,880 --> 01:27:35,920 The shame. 1179 01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:40,360 What a pity I have! 1180 01:27:51,840 --> 01:27:57,680 END ignacio gonzalez for cine-clasico.com